So the Romance Writer’s Revenge is a rather large ship. All these masts and riggings and decks are too much for five little writing pirates to maintain. Have you ever swabbed a deck? It ain’t easy! We can’t be spending all of our time on upkeep and not enough on our most important task – writing. Yes, Captain, drinking rum is important but it’s not most important. Damn lush..

Anyway, I had the idea we need to fill out the ranks, so to speak. I happened to know Powder Monkey Lisa has a rather large collection of – what shall we call them – resumes on hand. Yes, resumes. Hot, steaming, oiled and wet resumes. So, we started there and each Sunday we will introduce a new member of the crew.

For our first introduction, we had to present the men who truly inspired all of this pirate mayhem. The men originally of the Black Pearl and now sailing the Romance Writer’s Revenge.

Ah, Captain Jack Sparrow. A cheeky, often feminine, at times inept pirate but always entertaining. Jack has that gleam in his eye that tells you he could do amazing things to and with your body and a smile that makes you want to give him the chance to show you. His compass may not point north but it’s not north you want him to be finding, now is it?

Then there’s Will Turner. Pretty to be sure and it’s true he started out a lowly blacksmith, but through his veins runs the blood of a pirate and the pretty boy has become a sex-on-a-stick pirate if there ever was one. His sensitive heart, unwavering loyalty and willingness to truly “give his heart” for his lady makes him a vital part of any sea-worthy crew.

There you have them, the true inspirations for much of the tawdry business we get up to around here. And the inspirations for many a wet drea…..errr….dashing hero. We hope you’ll sail with us during the week and we promise another titillating Hottie Crew Member of the Week next Sunday. Trust me, you won’t want to miss it. *wg*

Now, we’re off to entertain our guests…