It’s a day of celebration here on The Romance Writer’s Revenge – we’re raising our mugs and dropping streamers from the Crow’s Nest in honor of our Captain’s Birthday! And this isn’t just any birthday, this is her 21st Birthday.

*silence falls over the ship as everyone turns to Boatswain in confusion*

Go with it, girls. She’s not taking the age thing well and unless you want her screaming “GET OUT OF MY PERSONAL SPACE” you’ll follow my lead. Yes, I’ve seen her scream this, it’s not pretty.

Now, let’s get this party started. *cues AC/DC music* No party worth it’s Tequila salt would forget the food. All the Captain’s favorites are on the menu.

The bar is always open on the top deck but today we’ve stocked it with plenty to go round. We have the scotch, the beer, and of course plenty of rum.

And we would never have a party without bringing out the Hotties. This one showed up in full black tie but he made the mistake of getting a little too close to the party girl. The poor fellow.

These Hotties are here to handle crowd control. I know a crowd like this would never do anything that would make these boys have to take you below decks for a little talking to…. *eye roll* Just don’t hurt them, ok?

And we couldn’t possibly have a party for the Captain without Jack. Ah, now here’s a man that can shiver me timbers any day!

So gather round the decks, bring your presents, raise a toast and help us celebrate Captain Hellion’s 21st Birthday!!!!