Archive for March 29th, 2008

Hottie Crew Member of the Week - And BIG ANNOUNCEMENT!

Saturday, March 29th, 2008

In my capacity as HR (Hottie Requisition) director for this ship, I see lots of applicants. Trust me when I say, I’m thorough in my duties. Only the bigges….ahem…I mean best make this crew. But every once in a while, a special candidate crosses my casting couch. One that cannot be denied and I must find a place for him.

When the Media Room was unwisely built at the opposite end of the ship from the galley, I saw the need for an errand boy of sorts. Someone we could send off to bring us whatever it is we need from the pantry and allow us to remain in our luxurious hammocks, sprawled in our sexiest yet natural poses. This is where Guido fit perfectly.


Speaking of fit, it was not easy to find just the right uniform for this boy. But I think what we threw together works for him. The color brings out his eyes, don’t you think? What do you mean you haven’t noticed his eyes?!

INSERT BIG ANNOUNCEMENT HERE!!!
The new ship is now complete and ready to be launched. So we’ve set the Christening Ceremony for the new and improved Romance Writer’s Revenge for this Tuesday, April 1st. NO FOOLING! I’ll still have one more blog here tomorrow so we can remember, reminisce and reflect, but then it’s off to our new decks. Join me here tomorrow and then bring your best rum, wear your best peg-leg, and come prepared to party like a Pirate on Tuesday!!!!

PS: Yes, that is Justin Timberlake in the upcoming The Love Guru movie. You have to check out the trailer just to see him in this get up. Seriously, it’s hysterical! And if this image disturbs you, blame the Captain. This was her idea.