Bo’sun Terri called me to say she was unable to post the Hottie of the Week, due to her truck decided to misbehave when it got to the RT Convention. (Typical.) It was a transmission problem. (Typical.) The mechanic was really nice and only charged her for the parts. (Not so typical, but total score for the Bo’sun.)

Therefore, I got to thinking about the kind of man you’d want to have when you need to be saved. Bo’sun suggested a mechanic, but I think she’s not aiming high enough. I want a guy around who can really save my tush if the world’s going to end. I want a hero. *cueing Holding Out For a Hero*

I give you: Bruce.

 I’m a complete sucker for this fellow Pisces and his sad green eyes. But stick a gun in his hand, and he’ll go the distance to make sure you have a happy ending. Thank you, Bruce, for saving me…and I’m going to watch Armageddon for the billionth time so I can cry inconsoably when you bite it at the end.

Who’s your favorite action hero? If the world was going to end, who do you want beside you to take your mind off it?