Hottie Crew Member of the Week - Spit and Polished
This ship is a mess. What with all us Pirates jetting off to conferences and booksignings, workshops and historical sites. We’ve just been to dang busy to polish the hoistings or dry clean the sails or swab the decks. I really have no idea if those are things you do on a ship (except that swabbing thing) but you get my point. We need a maid.
But with this crew, I knew I couldn’t hire just any maid. A maid for this ship has to be special. Highly qualified. In other words…..HOT. And I do believe I found the perfect applicant.
This is Christian the Cleaning Boy. I realize boy might not be the appropriate term, but he doesn’t seem to mind what I call him as long as I call it out loud and clear. I never thought of myself as a screamer but let me tell you…..errrr…….nevermind.
Don’t forget this Tuesday the RWR crew is proud and excited to welcome Colette Gale to the ship. Ms. Gale is the Erotica author of the much acclaimed, Unmasqued, a sensual and sexy new take on The Phantom of the Opera. Her latest is Master, a powerful retelling of the story of The Count of Monte Cristo. We hope you’ll come by and help us give Ms. Gale a warm Pirate welcome!
Now, anybody else suddenly feeling the urge to polish a knob?
May 4th, 2008 at 7:52 am
Uh, is anybody else thinking hamhocks? Or that he’s rubbing something other than Turtle Wax onto the hood of the car? Obviously I need to go to church and pray.
May 4th, 2008 at 8:36 am
LOL Maggie, I was just going to write… uhm… he’s missing some hangage unless he’s rubbing it into the car…. lol
May 4th, 2008 at 9:09 am
Perhaps it’s just that our view is obscured.
Good choice, Terri! Oh, and Yay Colette!!
May 4th, 2008 at 11:44 am
O.M.G.! Yeah, definitely time for church, Maggie.
I know I should be commenting on the obvious, but really, look at those thighs!!! How does he walk without chafing?
May 4th, 2008 at 12:16 pm
It’s all about the angles ladies. And that’s a fine piece of equipment right there. I mean, I love red cars…..LOL!
Gives new meaning to “wax on….wax off”.
May 4th, 2008 at 1:32 pm
Gives a new meaning to the term thunder thighs. One of fav hotties of all time. I suddenly feel the urge to be “hosed off”. *cough*
May 4th, 2008 at 8:15 pm
You think if I laid down on that hood, he’d wanna play car wash with me?
We have the greatest ship.
Can’t wait for Colette’s blog!
May 4th, 2008 at 10:20 pm
Wax on. Wax off. Verra nice.
May 5th, 2008 at 10:07 am
*ROTF* Yes, I’m glad to welcome Christian aboard the ship. Mainly because he came with that car, and that car is SMOKIN’!
May 5th, 2008 at 11:05 am
Hey, how come he soaped himself up? Lube? Makes me wonder where you found this picture, Terri. The Tool Factory? Butt Bosses?
And I’d like to see a little hangage myself. Maybe the car needed a jump with his cable.