As I write this, there is a naked woman in my room.  Well, technically, she’s not naked.  She’s wearing a thong and gladiator slippers.  I think this bit of information will explain the blog title.

It’s now 11:20pm Cali time and I admit we might be a little punchie.  At this point, I’ve had such a great two days, the next two are going to be gravy.  I got the chance to hang with the Romance Bandits ladies last night and today I spent my afternoon with Nora Roberts and Susan Elizabeth Phillips.  I mean, how could I possibly top these last two days?

We’ve hit the goodie room where there is now a large stack of notecards promoting this blog.  Yay us!!!  And selling tickets at the Literacy Signing helped me out a lot because by the time I was set free, most authors were sold out.  I did get the chance to tell SEP that I wanted to be her when I grow up.  Again, how am I going to top that?! 

The amazing thing is, tomorrow is the first full day.  Between lack of sleep and information overload, I’m not sure I can survive much longer.  But I’m willing to try for my fellow wenches, whom I miss like crazy. 

Since I’m having flashbacks to all those crazy teenage trips and giggly slumber parties, I want to know what is the silliest or craziest time you’ve ever had?  What’s the best time you’ve ever had?  And I say we break out the good rum and have a party right here on the ship.  After all, all the amazing people I want to hang with are right here on this ship!  Huzzah for DC!!!

PS:  I realize if I were a good wench, there would be pictures with this blog.  But I keep forgetting to get out my camera.  I promise, there will be pictures next week!