I wrote about three different blogs and had to scrap them because I was contemplating my navel too much.

Therefore I suppose there’s nothing else for it: parody time. And maybe, just maybe, it’ll be a little bit inspirational to you as you hum along.

If not, at least be grateful I spared you the reading of my navel lint and its philosophical meaning to the rest of the Universe.

I’m taking it nice and easy,
It’s going to be so breezy
For me to write this book.
Hey, now, what’s my hurry?
Relax, I shouldn’t worry,
My opening’s going to be off the hook!
I’m on the road to getting published
That’s safe to say
But I better finish it or they’ll never pay
The problem now of course is
To figure out what my plot is of course is
To write nothing would be a crime
But nice & easy does it every time.

 I hope Old Blue Eyes isn’t spinning too quickly in his grave. Frank, you know I love you!

Question of the Day: What little lies do you tell yourself in order to accomplish the tasks you have for yourself? Whether it’s writing a book or giving birth…after all, neither of those cases is it “nice & easy”. Well, except for maybe Terri…What little pep talks (LIES) do you tell yourself to get it done?