Comments on: So What Do You Call It?

By: Quantum

Quantum — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 21:59:07 +0000

Hellion & Ladies, I am speechless!
Totally gobsmacked…never knew you had it in you. *wg*

By: Julie

Julie — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 19:21:07 +0000

See
THIS is why I could Never write Romance. I’m just not… romantic!

By: Hellion

Hellion — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 19:06:52 +0000

*ROTFL*

Oh, I wish my clitoris would caterwaul. Okay, not right this second, clearly.

And I think the mons veneris started to get seriously delirious was positively inspired.

By: Hellion

Hellion — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 19:05:41 +0000

*cocking an eyebrow at Terri* I wouldn’t say I’ve looked at a stranger and had a womb twitch moment. I have been in a flirting moment, where he hasn’t laid so much as an eyelash on me–just flashed a woman-eating-grin, and I had a womb twitch moment though. It’s disturbing actually.

And to be honest, it wasn’t so much a womb twitch as it was something about three inches lower, but I prefer the word “womb” to the other four-letter word that could be used.

By: Julie

Julie — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 19:01:13 +0000

I never see a guy and think, “Hey, my womb just twitched. Hmmmm….”
That’s too funny, Terri. So have you ever thought
Hey my…
Ovaries oscillated
Uterus undulated
Fallopian tubes flopped … or flinched… or flagellated
Cervical clinked
Labia lurched
Mons pubis perked up
Mons veneris started to get seriously delirious
Womb willingly wobbled at the wondrous, wrenching wantonness of Wanting wickedness
The next one is my favorite. The second word means “To cry or screech like a cat in heat.”
Hey my…
Clitoris caterwauled

By: terrio

terrio — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 18:27:07 +0000

See, that’s what I mean. I never see a guy and think, “Hey, my womb just twitched. Hmmmm….”

But I’m guessing that all goes along with the *wet at the sight of him* thing. Yeah, right.

By: Hellion

Hellion — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 18:11:35 +0000

Lisa! I’m so glad you were able to make it today!!

By: Lisa

Lisa — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 17:54:18 +0000

Captain you are indeed the “cock” of the walk!

Awesome blog! And kudos to Eloise for renaming our object of affection:)

By: Hellion

Hellion — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 17:50:46 +0000

Not in the heat of the moment do I think of my womb, no.

Do I use the word, womb? Yes. I’m always saying, “I’m feeling the call of the womb”–but that’s in reference to Baby Lust. You know, when a baby is brought into the office and all work stops as every person with a uterus mysteriously flocks to the location, as if drawn there by magnets, and coos and babbles at the baby, who pretty much sleeps through the whole thing. So if I’m rocking a baby in my arms, making absurd noises and being all “maternal”, I say I’m suffering the call of the womb.

By: terrio

terrio — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 17:31:10 +0000

Here’s one for the girls that bothers me. When the hero gets close or brushes her hand or says something in a sexy voice and the heroine feels a pang (or whatever) in her womb. Has any woman ever thought of or even referred to her womb? I mean, except the time I was about to spit out a kid, womb never crosses my mind.