I love this ship and I love my fellow wenches, but sometimes I think we need to add a little class to the place.  And that’s why I’m suggesting we bring some ballroom dancing to the upper decks.  *ducks empty rum bottle* 

Here me out!

I’ve brought along a very special dance instructor because I knew my mateys would need some major motivation if this was going to happen.  I give you…Maksim.

Now I ask you, who wouldn’t want to do a little rumba (between the sheets) with Maks?!  That’s what I thought.  I’ll expect you all on deck in ten minutes.  And try not to beat each other up trying to get to our guest.  We don’t want to scare him off right away.