Hahaha, I always love when you suckers come here to the ship and find out it’s not Ter who’s posted, but it is I, the Sinner.

Ter and the Hellion are off dressing up like Indians and drinking all the good rum. Probably dancing around the mast buck naked and calling on the moon gods. Don’t mind me, I’d had a little of the rum myself.

Oh, oops. Darn. How did he get there. My bad.

Not.

Hotties, hotties, hotties. Every week Ter brings us the finest beefcake on the open seas. When Mr. Mattycakes heard the message left by the Hellion for me to take over this week, he was offended. Offended mostly because not only is it my sworn duty to find the hottest of hot new pirate crew today, but I told him that I was going to type hot underwear models into google and see what it turned up. Honestly this job is tough, but someone’s gotta do it.

I just finished reading Lover Avenged, a novel of the Black Dagger Brotherhood by J.R. Ward (love those books). There is nothing better than a dark, demented hero with a mohawk and amethyst eyes. This hottie is hot in a whole other way. Inked back, buns of steel, dark gleam in his eyes. I just want to run my fingers through his hair and claw my way down his back.

Now, this hotties blog can’t be complete without a shout out to my Twilight fixation. I could stare at this picture all day and never go cross eyed.

I hope everyone has a great mother’s day. Happy Mama’s day, mama.

And only because I wouldn’t want my own personal hottie to be offended by me writing a hotties blog and not including him.

 Have a happy hotties day.