by Lisa | March 28th, 2010
It’s a beautiful spring day. The sun is warm, the dogwoods are in bloom, and the air is clean and fresh. We’ve experienced a long hard winter. Spring fever is at maximum overdrive. Spring break is almost upon us, but you walk past your bedroom door on the way to the backyard, and what do you see?
A naked hottie, with a come hither look on his face.
The sunshine is fast losing it’s appeal. A lady never leaves a willing hottie in distress. It’s a good Samaritan bedroom law. No hottie must go unattended, even on a spring day. No 
scoffing. Hottie abandonment 
is a serious offense. Section 9.11 of the Revenge Hottie Satute clearly says, if one of the men in this blog is left destitute, it is s a disservice to women everywhere.
I will never be accused of slacking in my civic duties. The first hottie on the page is mine.
Dibbs anyone?
I throw myself upon the last, as a good crew member always obeys section 9.11 satutes.
Ha! Beat ya to it, Donna!
Lisa, I want yer sources!
LOL, Chance! I’m gonna have to start getting here earlier so I can get first dibs. Although, I can say I’m VERY happy with the leftovers! LOL
Ahhh, Hotties and a cup of hot coffee. That’s the life for me!
Chance,
Thank you for following the Hottie Statute. The captain would be proud!
No fighting over the hotties…they are strong lads. I’m sure they could sustain a round or two:)
Donna,
This ia a time when leftovers are coveted…
Lisa, you’re right — the lads do look like they could win a few rounds of . . .arm wrestling.
*arm wrestles with Chance for first dibs for the next time*
Donna, Arm wrestling…riiight…I was thinking more along the lines of towel bar wrestling…
Shame on me, with that thought I’m off to church to cleanse all below the belt thoughts:)
LOL, Lisa. I bet you’re gonna have LOTS of fun in church today!
I’m off to the shower. First I’ve got to figure out where all the towels disappeared to. . .
*tosses Donna a large shamwow*
Damn, I really wanted No. 4. Guess I’ll have to get in line. But if the line is shorter for No. 1, that would work too.
And I thought all the hotties fell under Statute 6 section 9.
*snort
Early bird gets the…uh…yeah.
Not gonna arm wrestle…ya forgets…I live on the westcoast and so we dallied all through the night! Yer turn, Donnaroo… I’ll go see if any a’ the rest a’ them need succor.
(wow, that sounded so dirty!)
The poor fellas are all worn out! Just look at them.
Okay, I’ll be in charge of making sure they take naps this afternoon.
No, that’s okay. I can rearrange my schedule. No worries!
*ROTFLMAO* I miss you, Lisa, you’re quite the law-and-order Miss to keep those laws straight to us.
I’d prefer the bottom one, but it appears he’s been thoroughly administered to. I can find my own hottie in need of some Hellion…actually mine is outside, playing swords. *LOL*
Wow, Donna, you’re such a giver.
Hellie,
I miss all of you! I’ve had too much fun with this hottie thing:)
Terrio,
Satute 69 goes with goes with the service hotties…better to serve you my dear:)
Donna,
Throw a few hotties around and it’s amazing the amount of volunteer hours it brings out of the wenches.
Lisa finds the best hotties.
These are so good. Especially the ones tangled up in sheets. I’ll take one of each… 
Marn – Pace yourself, dear.
Now that I think about it, that last one looks like the hero of my current WIP, except Nate has blue eyes. I’m going to have to save that one and post it up for inspiration. For the sake of the work, of course.
Well, I felt it was worth it to take a few hours out of my day. . .so the hotties would be well-rested for you wenches the rest of the night! LOL
See! I’ve brought inspiration wrapped in bed sheets, who knew?
Thanks Marnee! *smooch*