Shopping at the Hottie Hardware Store

by 2nd Chance | August 22nd, 2010

But really, do we need the hardware or do we need the hotties?

I mean, we need a planner, someone who isn’t just about the muscles…

Then we need the muscles…

And more muscles…who knows the importance of hydration.

 

All that heavy lifting, ya know?

And for Q, someone to make sure we build an adequate liquor cabinet for the good scotch!

Now, who needs what built and where? I’d like to see a swing to hang from the yardarm…a swing for two…

18 Responses to “Shopping at the Hottie Hardware Store”

  1. I doubt that my mind would be on scotch with Ms fixit wielding that sander…. or is it a saw.

    Though in her tea break, I might be able to offer a few tips ….. like how much ice to use when the temperature rises!

    She’s mine for the day. The Kracken can go hungry! :lol:

  2. I love this! And I love that one of my offhand remarks inspired it. LOL Maybe I’ll try some subliminal messages next. :)

    Mmm, as for projects. . .lemme think. I know! BOOKCASES. Lots and lots of them! LOL

    But they could go ahead and reinforce the headboard in my quarters first. :)

  3. Marnee Jo says:

    I love this too! :) Our bathtub just started to leak this past few weeks so we need to invest in a new bathroom. Any one of these darlings know anything about plumbing?

  4. I’m liking #2 up there. Hmmmm…..I’m going to need a handy man around if I ever manage to actually buy a place. (It’s NOT looking good.) Have Mr. Tan up there drop that pile of wood in my cabin. :)

    Uhm…not sure what the chaps dude is working on, but I’m guessing fixing fence? LOL!

  5. Terri, sorry to hear it’s not going well with buying the new place. But that must mean there’s something better. :)

    Like maybe a resident hunky handyman!

  6. Donna – Thursday is the deadline. That’s when this contract runs out and right now, I just want out. There is a better place I have my eye on and I’m freaking that it will be gone before I can even look at it!

  7. Oh, and I’m loving the idea of a hunky (single) handyman living right next door. Fate surely owes me that. LOL!

  8. 2nd Chance says:

    Hmmm. Q, I’m not sure what that tool is. I’m guessing it’s a sander…or a grinder. To be perfectly frank, I wasn’t thinking about the tool when I was searching for something you’d enjoy looking at… ;-)

  9. 2nd Chance says:

    Donna – I’ll be speakin’ ta the mayor a’ Tortuga ’bout lettin’ the extra hotties open a hardware store. I’m sure they’d be very busy!

    I’m still wanting the swing…

  10. 2nd Chance says:

    Plumbing? We’ll have ta ask the man with the plans…he may know who ta send yer way! If’n ya need a new tub, ya might want Mr. Muscles ta help out…all that heavy liftin’, ya know!

  11. 2nd Chance says:

    Terri – When it all comes right, I’m wishin’ a Mr. Handy with Everything settles in next ta ya. Though if’n he also be a SEAL ya’ll have ta keep yer address secret so Donnaroo don’t move in wit’ ya!

    I’m thinking we need a party next Sunday…

  12. Terri, I’ll keep my fingers crossed for you. (And not just because I want to come visit your hunky handyman neighbor. LOL)

    Chance, I’m thinking of doing some demolition around here so these hotties will have to stay around longer. . .like forever.

    *crash*

    Hope you don’t mind. . .LOL

  13. Party? What kind of party? :) Just trying to figure out what to wear. LOL

    And I wouldn’t move in, Terri, no matter how Chance is trying to scare you. LOL Surely a SEAL inspection can be done in a shorter timeframe!

  14. 2nd Chance says:

    She’s lying, Ter…she’d be in that spare bedroom in a hot second!

    Jus’ don’t tear any holes in the hull, DRD. Cap’n Hellion be picky about the paint color and any patch ain’t gonna match since we used up all a’ the original paint…

    End of summer party! Beach, I’m thinking…

  15. No need to worry about me moving in — since I hate PACKING. LOL

    Thanks for the heads-up about the hull, Chance. You sure Hellie wouldn’t want to change the paint color? Like maybe pink? :)

    Today feels like end of summer. It’s raining, and kinda cool. Perfect writing weather though. I’ve already drafted out a blog post AND gotten 1500 words on my WIP. Woo hoo!

    Maybe those Hotties inspired my productivity. LOL

  16. 2nd Chance says:

    Well, I hope all that energy rubs off on me! I’m heading for a bit of a shopping excursion, then the ‘bucks fer coffee. I needs a day like that with a word count like that!

  17. Thanks for the good vibes on the house. And, Chance, there is no worries about the SEAL idea. I wouldn’t be interested so I’d just send him special delivery to our DRD.

    Went to see Eat Pray Love. Loved it almost as much as the book, but I’d still recommend the book before the movie.

  18. 2nd Chance says:

    I gots ta read the book…I’ll put it on the list to download next time I’m at the e-book store…

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